Important Things Humans Should Know

by Dirty Bourbon River Show

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1.
03:13
(Verse One) There she blows The rabbit, the hole Out of control Still in control Powder your nose With a Benjamin hose Your mamma She don't know Oh Ezmerelda, how they love you Oh Ezmerelda, how they love you (Verse Two) It's not coming back The rabbit, the hat You sat upon that (You killed a cat?) Powder him back With a Banjamin waft Your mama She don't ask Oh Ezmerelda, how they love you Oh Ezmerelda, how they love you (Chorus) I can't help you anymore Because your crazy like a banshee (Verse Three) The rabbit is gone The powder is gone Benjamin's gone Everything's gone Time to unthaw Undo the wrong If mama Only saw Oh Ezmerelda, how they love you Oh Ezmerelda, how they love you (Verse Four) There she blew Many, not few There was no away She even got you And Stephen too (And Stephen too?) If mama Only knew Oh Ezmerelda, how they love you Oh Ezmerelda, how they love you (Chorus) I can't help you anymore Because your crazy like a banshee Because you're nuttier than squirrel shit
2.
03:34
(Intro) There are times in this life When we feel the need to be good And then there are times in this life When we feel the need to do bad, bad things And this is one of those times (Chorus) I've been wicked We've all been wicked Mucking and a' raking in the rue I've been wicked We've all been wicked Your bald-headed granny, too (Verse) Me and Ol' Henry Barking at the night Fighting with the men in blue Yeah, they look at us funny And wonder where the money Came from and where we got these suits Yeah, we went and stole them We like to break the law Be bad and blow things up We are forever young And we will do whatever we want (Chorus) I've been wicked We've all been wicked Mucking and a' raking in the rue I've been wicked We've all been wicked Your bald-headed granny, too I've been wicked We've all been wicked What's a dog to do? Howling at the moon Baby, I'm wicked Through and through
3.
03:37
(Chorus) I want to be an animal Do you want to be an animal? What have you come here for? Leave your human at the door (Verse) You could be a fish Or you could be a frog Or you could be a cat Or you could be a dog Or you could be a monkey Or you could be a hog Or you could be anything you want I want to be an animal
4.
03:44
(Verse One) Whoopsie daisy Lick the walls Lick the walls It's not that crazy You're crooked baby But you will not fall Why you lookin' at your feet, girl? Don't do that at all (Verse Two) Whoopsie daisy You're not quite here So whatever you do Don't look in the mirror When books and language Will make it sound As if you're lost When you're really found (Chorus) Aigh yigh yigh My dilated eyes See things I know aren't real Aigh Yigh Yigh I think I can fly This tingle inside I fell (Verse Three) Don't you tell me why I got to have it now And whatever I do Yes, I am going to milk that cow Land lady lady don't tell me why I got to have it now And whatever I do Yes, I am going to milk that cow (Chorus) Aigh yigh yigh My dilated eyes See things I know aren't real Aigh Yigh Yigh I think I can fly This tingle inside I fell (Bridge) Me, my feet, my face, my skin cells, my nipples and my brain Love the beating trance He who makes a beast of himself Gets rid of the pain of being a man
5.
(Chorus) You make love like real life And she makes love like the movies (Verse One) I love you babe, but unfortunately Lust is a fizzling finical flame The fires were heavy when we met that day Your homemaker booty, it blew me away But now you've gone and let your rump Your rump hang low, while you cook that roast Singin' perk it up baby, I don't wanna make it love I want it rough, let's shake things tonight (Chorus) You make love like real life And she makes love like the movies (Verse Two) I don't love her, but unfortunately She gives me things that you cannot give me She lets me do things you will not let me And I am not just talking sexually Everything is like a movie with her And when I'm with you, I am in real life The imagination doesn't want to make love It wants it rough, let's shake things tonight
6.
(Verse One) Cool, low, steady, you were once tame But you built your pool with no drain And you put your finger in my brain Now the clams and I... (Chorus One) We've got claims We've got fire We've got guns We've got desire (Verse Two) Feel no pain, numb, sane is when you're deaf, dumb and blind And crazy is touching and feeling and opening eyes I had my soda pop then I loaded my gun I've got to save her from... (Chorus Two) The house of the rising sun Is it too late? What have we done? What have we made? (Verse Three) A cool, lonely, enchanting, sizzling night You must leave... (Chorus Three) Before sunrise It's not too late There's still time There's still a way
7.
(Intro) Ladies and gentlemen, fish and clams And to all the fatback hams that roam this land Come, and bear witness to the... (Verse) One-Armed One-Legged One-Eyed Unicycle Man I want to buy you a whiskey I want to talk about your history And how you do the things you do One-Armed One-Legged One-Eyed Unicycle Man How do you do the things you do? The world they call you a fool But they are blind, and you are king (Lift) Hit me Hit me Hit me Hit me All aboard Get ready Get set And go! One-Armed One-Legged One-Eyed Unicycle Man!
8.
04:17
(Verse One) I ain't got no money But I sure got soul So spread some of that honey Up on that jelly roll Yeah, I ain't got no Cadillac But I got them horns And I got that funky rhythm Since the day I's born Gotta get it (Verse Two) I ain't got no money But I sure got soul Yeah, we like the kind that jingles But love the kind that folds (My bucket got a hole in it) Gotta get it
9.
(Verse One) Everyone has at least one secret Things they think you'll never understand Could it be you were formerly a woman? Or accidentally once killed a man? Everyone is a big fat message They themselves have yet to figure out Why they made all those bad, bad choices... All the pride, greed, lust and doubt (Chorus) And I too will not tell I will take my secrets with me straight to hell (Verse Two) I sat down and I wrote you a letter Detailing my dirty dreams And I will never, ever send it And every time we talk I do not mention these things Am I a bad, bad man? Or is it a mad, mad world? Like when he told you that he did not touch her He was lying to you girl (Chorus) And I too will not tell I will take my secrets with me straight to hell
10.
(Verse) Stay with me a while, if you want to Lay your head to rest Play your favorite song The one about the vagabond Who strayed away from the nest I never wanted Beelzebub in your heart But on nights like tonight we're all looking for light Wandering around in the dark (Chorus) Goodnight moon Goodnight stars Goodnight scallywag streets Alleys and vagabond bars And goodnight to you Wherever it is you are On nights like tonight we're all looking for light Wandering around in the dark

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The 9th studio album from the Dirty Bourbon River Show

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released April 7, 2015

- Songs 1-7, 8 and 9 written by Noah Adams
- Song 8 written by Noah Adams and Matt Thomas
- Performed by the Dirty Bourbon River Show and friends
- Recorded by Chris George in the Living Room Studio in New Orleans
- Mixed and produced by Craig Schumacher

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